Girl #1: So, we have a bet — if I have sex first, then I have to wear a shirt that she’s written all over, but if she— [looks around].
Girl #2: If she what?
Girl #1: … I’ll tell you later. I feel like people are listening, and I don’t want to end up on some website.
—Starbucks, 51st & Broadway” —Overheard in New York