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medeasdragons asked: Do you watch GOT? If so, that. Otherwise, HIMYM.

tilisokolov:

I have seen a bunch of GoT, so I think that disqualifies me from answering that one. As for HIMYM: NPH plays Barney whom everyone somehow takes seriously with that first name, who is a douchebag bro asshole who probably believes in the friendzone. Theoretically in the future he has kids with some woman and is telling them about his life. Willow is also in this show and is a goddamn sweetheart. The finale was horrible. Also nothing magic or future-based seems to happen in this show and it’s not an anime or about fighting crime, so … why would you watch it … smh

so actually you are conflating NPH’s character with the protagonist, which is honestly reasonable since they are, combined, everything that is wrong with sitcom men.

Willow’s husband is the one decent dude on the show, mercifully, but he doesn’t make up for Ted and Barney.

Filed under shots fired himym The Dammit Ted Show bad television

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kamiweed asked: How's your hole?

thefrogman:

The nurse just left and said my hole is doing very well!

I told her my hole started to itch and she was like, “That’s great!” and I was like, “That’s one way to look at it.” It is itchy and owwy and apparently that means it is healing well even though I want to rub my hole on a tree like a bear. 

I’m going to link to the hole for those who haven’t seen it. It is super gross and if you are even a little bit squeamish I do not recommend looking at the hole. 

That said, the hole is large and glorious. It is deep and wide. Small things can be stored within. If you would like to see a giant hole in my back, in all its glory, you can click on this link.

See the glory hole!

trust the frogman to get surgery and take REALLY GOOD photos of the resulting hole

Filed under thefrogman surgery body horror carbuncle blood

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hexgoddess:

rincewitch:

all-tsun-and-no-dere:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

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thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

Hahaha incredible
I laugh because it is not an appropriate time to shrieg with rage

lmao

Woooowwww

hexgoddess:

rincewitch:

all-tsun-and-no-dere:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

Hahaha incredible

I laugh because it is not an appropriate time to shrieg with rage

lmao

Woooowwww

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